Urban diction... Henceforth, the sexual act known as azz2mouf ("ass-to-mouth"), and involving the anal sodomy of one's partner by either real phallus or ersatz (read: strap-on) proceeded by the oral sodomy of same, shall be referred to as "goin' Alterra". This change is due the apparent commonplace of baristas at Alterra Coffee Roasters enjoying the act so much, to the detriment of other sexual pleasures. (Then again, you don't want to get pregnant by some anime-lovin', RPG-aficionado, Japanophile geek from the local cinema, when you already have a boyfriend of long-standing who doesn't know that you are in an open-relationship.)

Sample quotation: "Slurp this santorum off my junk. We're goin' Alterra tonite".

Also, as a play on the Outback ad, which is itself a play on an Of Montreal song:

Let's go Alterra tonite, there's so much ooze on my penis
Let's go Alterra tonite, have that shit-eatin' grin in the mornin'