Colo Colo, I think that we need to change one letter... Found this story on Deadspin, & I was moved to pen a short lyric poem in the style of Wesley Willis. (This marks my second Gawker Media appearance bringing the Wesley.) As it goes, the band Machuca -- great name, by the way -- was playing in Santiago (de Chile) & dedicated a song to their footballer favourites, Universidad. Mistake, mistake, mistake...

Well, let Kiki-as-Wesley explain:


This band played a show at the Puerta Doble
About 600 people were at the show
The jam session was awesome
It whipped an alpaca's ass

Machuca, Machuca
Machuca, Machuca

The band dedicated a song to their football favourites
They were Universidad de Chile
This angered the rock crowd
The crowd stormed the stage like a puma
The crowd whipped the band's ass

Machuca, Machuca
Machuca, Machuca

After order was restored by the roadies
The band played the rest of the show
The band got down
They got down on that crowd like a masochist
It was a fantastic rock show

Machuca, Machuca
Machuca, Machuca

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Rally's: You Gotta Eat